I didn’t plan on becoming a walking cautionary tale, but here we are.

Life has thrown me some absolute hellscapes—bullying, mental health spirals, domestic violence, a life-altering trauma (yes, that kind), heartbreaks that could qualify as Olympic events, and legal battles that make Law & Order look like a bedtime story. Oh, and let’s not forget the absolute circus of surviving it all.

This isn’t just a memoir—it’s a survival guide for anyone who’s ever hit rock bottom and thought, Is there a return policy on life? It’s about clawing your way back when the world keeps trying to bury you, about setting fire to every toxic relationship you were told to endure, about owning your mess and your magic without apology.

Brutally honest, darkly hilarious, and sharper than a courtroom cross-examination, This Might Get Me Sued is for the ones who refuse to stay silent, the ones rebuilding from rubble, and the ones who need a reminder that no matter how bad it gets—there’s always a way forward (and if not, there’s always a way to burn it all down and start fresh).

So, buckle up. It’s about to get uncomfortable.